Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens. Me: yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains, they steal the chickens right out of the pen! Frank: an eagle!? AN EAGLE DOES THIS!? Me: yes, they have eagles over there, mad isn't it? Frank: AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS? Me: errr, yeah, they're predators you know? Frank: THEY ARE PREDATORS? Me: yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens…

What's the main cause of emigration in Ethiopia? The wind

Why was Portugal the best colonial power? Spain had thousands of colonists