ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is …

The Queen of France is asked by her chef what she would like her and the rest of the court to eat for dinner "I would like to eat cheese", she said. "Which kind of cheese?", asked the chef? "I would like soft French cheese with garlic and herbs", replied the queen. "And there is one more thing I must insist on". "Anything my Queen. What is it?", replied the chef. "It is very important that I do not eat from the same piece of cheese as the rest of court.", said the Queen. "Oh I see how it …

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blown apart

Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT