Why is Santa Claus's sack so big? He only comes once a year.

Santa's sack is on the sleigh... Q.-Why is Santa Claus's sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney!

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain dear.'

You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast.