A Bulgarian, French and US soldier died and went to hell. The devil was in a good mood so he offered them a deal: > I have two simple task for you. If you pass them I will let you go to heaven, if not - eternal damnation. Having no other option, the soldiers agreed. > For the first task go away and bring back the weapon you defended your country with. So the soldiers did. The Bulgarian came back with a small gun and the French with a bazooka. > For the second task - shove them up your a…

A young man is sick of living under his parents rules. Every day his dad wakes him up at 7am to help him around the farm. Mom decides what to cook for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Dad scolds him if his room isn't kept tidy. Mom chastises him if he doesn't mind his manners. They must attend church every Sunday at 9am, and lights out is at 10pm sharp every day. One day after dinner, his mother tells him to clean the dishes and he snaps. > Mom, Dad, that's it. I'm sick of you controlling me. I'…

What did general Custer and Assad both say to their men? WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE TOMAHAWKS COME FROM??

Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church? It's a house of warship