A man was sitting on a blanket at the ocean beach. He had no arms & no legs. Three women, the first from England, the second from Wales and the third from Ireland, were walking past the poor man feeling sorry for him. The English woman said: ""Have you ever had a hug?"" The man said ""No,"" so she gave him a nice warm hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, ""Have you ever had a kiss?"" The man said, ""No,"" so she gave him a gentle kiss and walked on. The Irish woman came to him and said: …