Girls from England? A guy walks into a bar and hears two women speaking in a British accent. He asks, "Are you ladies from England?" One says to him "No, it's Wales, you idiot!" So, then the guy says, "Okay, sorry. So, are you two whales from England?"

A few years ago I was at the pub. Sitting at the end of the bar were two large middle-aged women speaking in what I thought were thick English accents. Being new to the area and friendly, I say ""Oh! Are you two ladies from England?"" The one closest to me gets a look of disgust and with a super bitchy tone says ""Actually, it's Wales"". So I reply ""Oh, I'm sorry. Are you two whales from England?""

A man is sitting in a bar... When he overhears a couple women talking in a peculiar accent, he approaches the women; Man: excuse me are you ladies from England? Woman: Wales you idiot! Man: sorry are you Whales from England?

A man was sitting on a blanket at the ocean beach. He had no arms & no legs. Three women, the first from England, the second from Wales and the third from Ireland, were walking past the poor man feeling sorry for him. The English woman said: ""Have you ever had a hug?"" The man said ""No,"" so she gave him a nice warm hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, ""Have you ever had a kiss?"" The man said, ""No,"" so she gave him a gentle kiss and walked on. The Irish woman came to him and said: …