A man was sitting on a blanket at the ocean beach. He had no arms & no legs. Three women, the first from England, the second from Wales and the third from Ireland, were walking past the poor man feeling sorry for him. The English woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a nice warm hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a gentle kiss and walked on. The Irish woman came to him and said: "Av…

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America.... As they leave the airport from Heathrow and fly to america the Englishman has a bright idea. He turns around and says to the other two of his friends, ""why don't we throw some money out of the plane for good luck"". Brilliant idea they both turn around and say. So the Englishman goes first. He throws a 50 pence coin out of the airplane as they fly over England. When they fly over Scotland the Scottish man thinks, ""we…

A man is looking to buy a house in England, in the West Midlands... An estate agent asks the man about what he is looking for in a house and the man says, ""Well I'd like it to have at least four bedrooms, a nice dining room and I'd also really like a large garden. Oh, and it MUST be an east-facing garden. If it faces West, I won't buy it."" The estate agent looks puzzled at this and asks him ""May I ask why it's so important that the garden faces east?"" and the man responds, ""because for that…

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool