Friendship Merit!!!! =>Boy: Hi =>Girl: What? =>Boy: How are you? =>Girl: Do I know you? =>Boy: I’m rich =>Girl: Hi, I am Nani, I’m 20, nice to meet you! =>Boy: no no, “Rich” is my name =>Girl: sorry I don’t talk to boys

A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic? The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest …

Genie: What’s your first wish? Toby: I wish I was Rich. Genie: Granted, what’s your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you call rich Mexicans? The Juan percent.