How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Don't know. Its never been done before.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful? You move from Chicago to Seattle but still have the same mailman.

A grandpa told his grandson that he should live a little. Here is what he said: Grandpa: Grandson, what are you doing? Grandson: Playing a videogame. Grandpa: Why? There are so much better things you could be doing at your age. When I was your age, I was in Paris, I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, beat up the barman and left without paying! That is how you have a good time! Grandson: Well, I'm only 18, how am I supposed to get to Paris? Grandpa: I'll …