What's the similarity between Princess Diana and Ferrero Rocher?,"They both come out of France in a box. It's not even good and it's not even accurate. From Anthony Horowitz's 'The Killing Joke' a really weird book.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their last big hits were The Wall.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia.

My girlfriend's response to a lesbian joke that I told her Years ago I told my girlfriend a joke, it went something like this: Me: Did you hear about the French lesbian who went back home to France? Her: (Shakes her head no) Me: She missed her native tongue. After I said the punchline, she didn't get it, just sat there and looked at me straight-faced, trying to make sense of it, finally she blurts out, "They have natives in France?"