Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas? They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and asks her where she's going. ""To Las Vegas. I found out there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do to you for free."" The man started packing his bags. ""Where are you going?"" she asked. ""I'm going to Las Vegas with you. I want to see how you'll live on $800 a year.""

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. ""Where are you going?"" demands the surprised husband. ""To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!"" The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags. ""What do you think you are doing?"" she screamed. ""I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $2,000 a year!""