A man enters a pun competition [X-post r/feghoot] I posted this on r/feghoot a few days ago. It's a sub with ridiculously long jokes that have puns at the end, but I thought r/jokes might like it too This man really needed some money over Christmas to buy his family some presents. So of course he was over the moon when he found out his local newspaper was running a pun competition. Now this man, being a dad, loved dad jokes and especially puns, and as all dads do, thought his puns were the best.…

Dodgy Dad joke Little Esmeralda has been sent to buy six eggs and some tomato sauce, so off she goes to the shop up the street. When she gets there she gets the six eggs and a bottle of tomato sauce and gives the man her money. It's a nice day so Esmeralda is skipping along, on her way home with the eggs and tomato sauce in a plastic bag, but just as she nearly gets home the bag breaks, spilling the eggs and tomato sauce and breaking everything on the concrete footpath. Poor little Esmeralda is …

Best dad joke Dad goes to his son and says: ""Son I want you to marry a girl I have selected for you"". The son says ""No way"". The dad says, ""She's the daughter of Bill Gates"". The son says ""Ok then"". The father goes to Bill Gates and says: ""I want your daughter to marry my son"". Bill Gates says: ""No way"". The father says, ""He's the ambassador of the World Bank"". Bill Gates says ""Ok then"". The father goes to the World Bank head and says ""I want you to make my son the international…

A rich middle eastern oil tycoon sends his son to study in Germany... His son is feeling nervous about being alone abroad. So, his father allows him to take one of the golden plated Ferraris to Germany in order to boost his confidence. It is shipped over and the father hears nothing for the first few weeks from his son. Then, he recieves an email: "Father, I love the way the Ferrari drives but it's so embarrassing, all the other students take trains to school! What should I do? Your loving s…