Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas? That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

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