Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.#Stevie Wonder#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrodinger house is quite stressful.#Schrodinger House#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?#Holiday#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp