A grandpa told his grandson that he should live a little. Here is what he said:
Grandpa: Grandson, what are you doing?
Grandson: Playing a videogame.
Grandpa: Why? There are so much better things you could be doing at your age. When I was your age, I was in Paris, I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, beat up the barman and left without paying! That is how you have a good time!
Grandson: Well, I'm only 18, how am I supposed to get to Paris?
Grandpa: I'll …