How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that? "He was the original owner!"

What kind of car does a rich baker drive? A Rolls-Royce.

"Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef

A snail walks into a car dealership... and is immediately greeted by a salesman. ""I want your finest car"", says the snail. So the salesman drives up in a brand new, pearl white fully loaded Rolls Royce. The snail is very excited. ""Excellent. Now before I pay for this car, is there something else you can do for me?"" The salesman is about to wet himself from the sweet commission he's about to get. ""What do you need?"" The snail replies ""I want you to take this black paint, and cover the enti…