Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise

Anyone heard what Beethoven is up to these days? Decomposing!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? "You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."

Why did Beethoven eat all of his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was, they all responded “Bach, Bach, Bach!”