Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, "your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"#First Mate#Marriage#Pirate#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude#First Mate#Marriage#Pirate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A pirate ship is voyaging at sea. First mate: Captain there is an enemy ship on the horizon preparing for battle! Captain: Bring me my red shirt! The two ships got to battle and the enemy ship ends up being destroyed. First mate: Captain why did you ask me to bring you a red shirt before the battle? Captain: Well, if I were to get shot during battle, the red shirt would disguise the blood and you would continue with the battle. First mate: Wow, that is very honorable. Captain there are …Read more#First Mate#Pirate#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? "ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"#First Mate#Driving#Pirate#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the Jewish pirate say when he heard his wife died? Argh, shiva me timbers#Marriage#Pirate#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp