Butt Pirates I pirate captain was walking around his ship with the ships steering wheel shoved up his ass. This confused the first mate, so he went and asked the captain why the ships steering wheel was sticking out of his ass. The captain replied: ""Argghhh matie!...It's driving me nuts.""

A joke for pirate day. A pirate ship's first mate comes up to the deck to find the ship's (steering) wheel missing. The first mate rushes to the captain of the ship, only to find the wheel in his pants. The first mate asks, ""Captain, did you know the ship's wheel is in your pants?"" ""Aaarrrh,"" the pirate captain replied. ""I know, it's driving me nuts!""

A pirate ship is voyaging at sea. First mate: Captain there is an enemy ship on the horizon preparing for battle! Captain: Bring me my red shirt! The two ships got to battle and the enemy ship ends up being destroyed. First mate: Captain why did you ask me to bring you a red shirt before the battle? Captain: Well, if I were to get shot during battle, the red shirt would disguise the blood and you would continue with the battle. First mate: Wow, that is very honorable. Captain there are …

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? "It's driving me nuts!"