[Warning: Dad joke] What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad

A man enters a pun competition [X-post r/feghoot] I posted this on r/feghoot a few days ago. It's a sub with ridiculously long jokes that have puns at the end, but I thought r/jokes might like it too This man really needed some money over Christmas to buy his family some presents. So of course he was over the moon when he found out his local newspaper was running a pun competition. Now this man, being a dad, loved dad jokes and especially puns, and as all dads do, thought his puns were the best.…

Cemetery help. My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery. Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a baby & buying a house in the same week if you value your sanity). Every time we're in the car together and drive through the cemetery, I now feel the awesome responsibility of fatherhood a…

My New Year's resolution is to stop telling Dad jokes, shouldn't be that hard, I never joke about my father.