Kids from around the globe were asked to write an essay... and the teacher asked, ""Please write in your own opinion about the insufficient amount of food in other countries."" But none of the could write it. The kid from South America didn't know what 'please' was. The Asian kid didn't know what 'your own opinion' was. The European kid didn't know what the word 'insufficient' meant. The Kid from Africa didn't know what 'food' was. And the kid from North America had absolutely no clue what the h…

An elementary teacher wanted to introduce physiological notions to her students. She asks her class: Whoever feels stupid at times stand up! After a while, little Johnny stands up, grudgingly. The teacher asks: So Johnny, you feel stupid from time to time? Little Johnny replies: No ma’am, it’s just painful to see you standing all alone.

Grandpa Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die! Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know? Me: The judge told him.

Little Johnny at school The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!" The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence? Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue." "That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white." Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too." Litt…