A man’s wife is missing…
Man: Officer, my wife is missing. She went out yesterday and she hasn’t come home.
Officer: Okay, what’s her height?
Man: Not sure…. Maybe around 5’6?
Officer: Okay, weight?
Man: I dunno… not slim not big.
Officer: Okay… colour of her eyes?
Man: Sort of blue, I think? I never really noticed.
Officer: What’s the colour of her hair?
Man: Well, that changes all the time depending on the hair dresser she goes to.
Officer: what clothes was she wearing the last time …