Is it not funny Prize winning message of the year-. A husb went to police station for filing report For his missing wife: Husb : -I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet. Inspector : -What is her height ? Husb: -I never noticed. Inspector : -Slim or healthy ?. Husb: -Not slim can be healthy. Inspector : -Colour of eyes ? Husb : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Colour of hair ? Husb : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husb…

A man’s wife is missing… Man: Officer, my wife is missing. She went out yesterday and she hasn’t come home. Officer: Okay, what’s her height? Man: Not sure…. Maybe around 5’6? Officer: Okay, weight? Man: I dunno… not slim not big. Officer: Okay… colour of her eyes? Man: Sort of blue, I think? I never really noticed. Officer: What’s the colour of her hair? Man: Well, that changes all the time depending on the hair dresser she goes to. Officer: what clothes was she wearing the last time …

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi

What car does Woody drive? AUDI ADUI ADUI!