What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called? Hindsight is 2020

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band? SWV (sisters with voices)

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans? They all dress like Dobby.

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and a young girl all board a small plane... Midway through the flight, the pilot has a stroke and the plane starts to go down. There are only three parachutes on board and the four passengers quickly discuss who of them will take them. Immediately the Donald says, ""I'm the first human orange to be nominated for president, I should be given the chance to live!"" He quickly grabs the first chute, slings it on his back, and hops out of the plane. Befo…