When does Ronald McDonald's baby sleep? The McCrib

I call McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone

Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat.

To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please.