The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada? Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries? They don't.

Whats the most confusing day in Detroit? Fathers day.