Too soon for COVID jokes? COVID is like fashion… We started hearing about it in Italy… Became popular in LA and NYC… Florida ignored it… And it was all made in China in the end.

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video? You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV

What did Oprah say when she visited Harlem? "YOU get a father, and YOU get a father, and YOU get a father! Everybody gets a father!!!