If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today.

President's Day jokes Q. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? A. Because he couldn't lie. Q. What do you call George Washington's false teeth? A. Presidentures! Q. What would George Washington be if he were alive today? A. Really, really, really old! Abraham Lincoln made many humorous quotes and jokes in his lifetime: It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. Better to re…

What did Abraham Lincoln say when he was falesly accused of a crime? ""I'm in a cent""

Which US president was the least guilty? Abraham Lincoln.