Time for a Christmas joke... Some time in the early 80s, during perestroika, a couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square in late December. There was a fine mist in the air, and the couple are arguing. I think it’s snowing," says the man. "No. That's definitely rain ," replies his wife. "Too cold for rain," he states. "Too wet for snow," she retorts. They continue this argument back and forth for 10 minutes. Finally, the wife see a police officer and says, "How about we ask him to settl…

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas? Quit being nosey.

A Russian couple was walking down the streets of Saint Petersburg on Christmas Eve And they felt a slight precipitation on their heads. ""I think its raining"" says the man ""No its snowing"" says the woman ""How about we ask this communist officer here? He is always right!"" The man exclaims. ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"" ""Definitely raining"" he said before walking away. The man turns to his wife and says with a smile. ""See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!""