A small collection of my favorite science jokes A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” “For you, sir, no charge!”   What's 2 times 2? Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!” Mathematician: “After some consideration I can now prove that the solution exists!” Engineer: “4, obviously, but lets make it 5, just to be on the safe side.”   Three logicians walk into a bar. “You all want a beer?” t…

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful? You move from Chicago to Seattle but still have the same mailman.

Why is Mickey Mouse’s helicopter no use in Scotland? Disneyland

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman? A pregnant woman is in Labour