The honest lawyer? The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest. “I know I am going to die” he said ” and I would like to take my money with me, so I am going to give each of you $150,000 and I want you to each make sure the money gets in the coffin.” It was a few days after the funeral when the priest over flowing with guilt finally confided to the other two that he only put $100,000 back. “I’m glad you brought it up” said t…

These exchanges were recorded verbatim by court reporters and published in the book, "Disorder in the American Courts". ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? WITNESS: How would I know? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his slee…

Sam goes to the doctor... Sam, who just turned 86, goes to the doctor. Doctor: How are you doing, Sam? Sam: Good! I just married a beautiful 25 year old and we are now expecting our first child. Doctor: Oh wow. That reminds me of something that happened to me recently. Sam: Oh yeah? What? Doctor: Well I was walking in the woods one day and I came across a rabbit. I lifted my walking stick, pointed it at the rabbit and yelled 'BANG!' Suddenly the rabbit fell over, dead. What do you think …

An 86 year old man goes to the doctor with a perplexing issue... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the man said, >Things are great and I've never felt better. >I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. >So what do you think about that Doc? The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. >I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a …