This guy takes his sick parrot to the vet... The vet takes one look and says, ""I'm afraid your parrot is dead."" ""That's terrible,"" says the guy, ""How can you so sure? I'd like a second opinion."" The Vet then opens the door and whistles. A Labrador bounds into the room, hops up onto the table, takes time sniffing at the parrot, looks up and whines sadly. ""I'm afraid it's confirmed"" says the vet. The guy looks at the vet and says ""But my 5 year old daughter loves this parrot! Please! Are тАж