What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler? Hitler can't finish a race

A man walks into a bar... (No offense jewish people) and sees another man sitting down having a drink that looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. The man goes and sits down at the bar next to the fellow that looks like Hitler and asks, ""Are you Hitler?"" The man replies, ""Yes! I am Adolf Hitler! I am the man that killed six million jews and one canadian."" ""Why did you kill one canadian?"" the man asks. ""See, nobody cares about the jews."" Hitler replies. Edit: Spelling...

1941. Adolf Hitler visits Ausschwitz On the ashfield he meets a small jewish girl. She asks:"" Hitler Hitler, wanna play?"" Hitler, honorable as he is. Kneels down. Smiles at her. Takes a hand full of ash and throws it in her face"" here little one. Play with your siblings""

One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like. The meteorologist replied, ""Hail, Hitler!""