Fascinate Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence? Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise. Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try? Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow. Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate". Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 buttons on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!

Did you hear about the guy who ate so many creole sausages that he had a fatal heart attack? They were his andouille-ing. [I'll see myself out...]

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas? A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Why did the train driver crash his train off the bridge? Because he was "in "ing ahahahahahahaahahaahanaha holy shit