France and Italy go to war. Who wins? France.

France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides.