I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade

A blonde walks into a bank in search of a $5000 loan A blonde walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5000 loan. The banker asks ""Okay miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"" The woman replies ""Yes, of course. I would like to use my Rolls Royce."" The banker, stunned, asks, ""A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"" The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make …

WANRNING LONG! The Monk Joke. There once was a very successful lawyer in NYC. He had a wife and a kid but his life felt meaningless. After months of making more money than most of us will make in a life time he decides it truly just is not fulfilling. He loads up his Beamer and starts to drive. After some time he finds himself in up state New York surrounded by nature. He continues his drive until he happens upon a monastery. Hoping maybe he could find some peace there he stops and gets out of h…

An Indian man walks into a NYC bank and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5000 The loan officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents to his new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank, and everything checks out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to acce…