"Sir, I need to ask you to please stop spanking your monkey. This is a bank." "Fine, but I'm never coming here again. Come on, George."

A man and his chicken... Once upon a time there was a man, lets call him George. Now George had a pet chicken, and he loved this chicken to death. He did everything with his chicken, he walked with it, he talked with it, he even bathed with it. One day George decided he wanted to go to the movies, and decided he would bring his chicken along with him. So, chicken in hand, he drives to the movie theater. When he gets to the theater he buys two tickets. The employee who sold George his tickets ask…

Bush Senior broke his neck He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!

Two Police Officers out on a beat [NSFW] Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, ""Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."" George replied, ""We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."" It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like heading back …