"Sir, I need to ask you to please stop spanking your monkey. This is a bank." "Fine, but I'm never coming here again. Come on, George."

A man and his chicken... Once upon a time there was a man, lets call him George. Now George had a pet chicken, and he loved this chicken to death. He did everything with his chicken, he walked with it, he talked with it, he even bathed with it. One day George decided he wanted to go to the movies, and decided he would bring his chicken along with him. So, chicken in hand, he drives to the movie theater. When he gets to the theater he buys two tickets. The employee who sold George his tickets ask…

Two Police Officers out on a beat [NSFW] Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, ""Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."" George replied, ""We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."" It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like heading back …

3 Scientists, an Elephant and a Monkey Try to picture the monkey as curious george. 3 scientists were sitting around the lab getting drunk one day when one turned to the others and asked, ""What would happen if we put a giant cork up an elephants butt for a month?"" Well none of them knew for certain so they decided to try it out. They gathered an elephant and a giant cork together in a cage. The first scientist said, ""I'm not putting the cork up there."" The second scientist said, ""I'm not pu…