A wife told her husband that she wanted more freedom. "No problem," he said. "I'll extend the kitchen." Mafia Valentine Verses My love for you, it came and went So your feet are now in wet cement. The string of my heart you know how to pull it So be my Valentine or take a bullet. I'm here to fulfil your fondest wishes Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes. Violets are blue, roses are red, I blew up your car – so why ain't you dead? I picked up this card from a slim selection But that's all they offer here in witness protection. Your family are dead, you have nothing to lose So let me make you an offer you can't refuse. If only you'd have let me share your bed You wouldn't have woken up next to a horse's head. Lust is fleeting, true love lingers Be my Valentine and you'll keep your fingers. When a goon makes you die 'Cos you told him goodbye – that's amore!