A drunk staggered down to hotel reception and demanded a change of room. He was so insistent that the receptionist was forced to call the manager. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the manager. "I want another room," said the drunk. "But I see you're in room 341. That's one of the best rooms in the hotel." "I don't care. I want another room." "Very well, sir. If you're adamant, we can move you from 341 to 362. But would you mind telling me what you don't like about your room?" "Well," said the drunk, "for one thing, it's on fire."