😄 "My, you look different today, Ellen!" said Patti to her coworker. "Your hair is extra curly, and yo...

"My, you look different today, Ellen!" said Patti to her coworker. "Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look. What did you use – special curlers and some dramatic eye make-up?" "No," replied Ellen. "My vibrator shorted out this morning!"

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