Kevin took his golf very seriously – so much so that it was jeopardizing his marriage to Samantha because he was off playing golf seven days a week. In an attempt to save their crumbling marriage, she suggested that she should go to the course with him and take some lessons. "Okay," he said reluctantly, "but remember golf is a serious game. I don't want you ruining the one perfect thing in my life." So they went to the course and Samantha signed up to take a course of lessons with the local pro. Meanwhile Kevin played his round and she never bothered him. After a few weeks, a friend at the golf club asked Kevin how his marriage was faring. "Much better," said Kevin. "Since Samantha's been taking lessons from the pro, she lets me play all the golf I want and she never gives me any hassle." "Oh," said the friend glumly. "So I guess you don't know that she's been screwing around with the pro?" Kevin threw his clubs to the ground in a fit of rage. "I knew it wouldn't last! I knew she'd make a mockery of the game!" "Mildred!" cried the golfer to his nagging wife. "Be quiet, or you'll drive me out of my mind!" "That wouldn't be a drive," she argued. "It would be a putt!"