George W. Bush said he was amazed by the speed of global warming, until an aide took him to one side and pointed out that it was springtime. Clean coal is a bit like wearing a porous condom – at least the intention was there. Robin Williams Some Benefits of Global Warming No one will ever face a long drive to the coast. Winter will only last twenty-four hours. The hotter it is, the colder beer will taste. Due to the lack of ice, hockey will finally become the sport it was meant to be – a bunch of guys hitting each other with sticks under water. It will take a lot less time to boil water. The Olympic torch will never go out. After decades of segregation, polar bears might finally get to find out what penguin tastes like. The ark-building industry will flourish.