Three Inuit were talking about how cold it was. One said: "I don't ever remember it being this cold. Come to my igloo and I'll show how cold it is." So the three men trooped off to his igloo, where they found a can of beer frozen solid. The second Inuit said: "My igloo is colder than this. Come with me and I'll show you what I mean." So they headed for the second man's igloo, where they watched as a fresh pot of hot coffee froze as it was poured into a cup. The third Inuit said: "That's not cold! My igloo is much colder than this. Come over and see." So they trekked through the snow to the third igloo, where the third Inuit pulled down the furs on his bed. The other two stared in amazement at three frozen balls that lay on the bed. The third Inuit then lit a match and held it under the frozen balls. As they heated up, they burst with a "fart, fart, fart."