😄 Bush senior said to his son: "I made the same mistake with your mother that you did in Iraq – I didn...

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Bush senior said to his son: "I made the same mistake with your mother that you did in Iraq – I didn't pull out in time."

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Joke ID: 01KKTG2HR8J1A1F6GR0EX8HKBP

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