A census-taker in Missouri went up to a trailer home and knocked on the door. When a woman answered, he asked her the names and ages of her children. She said: "Let's see now, there are the twins, Billy and Bobby, they're fifteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth, they're fourteen. And the twins, Benny and Jenny, they're thirteen." "Wait a minute!" said the census-taker. "Did you get twins every time?" "Heck no," answered the woman. "There were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'." Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Missouri burned down? It almost took out the whole trailer park.