Halloween election Year 2026: ""Dad, tell me a spooky halloween story."" ""Once upon a time there was an old man who wore a jack-o-lantern over his head so he would always be frowning to express that he never made enough money to satisfy his greed. Everyone made jokes about how he looked like an orange smurf with fake hair. He did not care. He liked the color orange bigly. One day he was attending a golf match and noticed a beautiful woman at the clubhouse. He cornered her, pressed his lips agai…

You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom? I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks.

Politics, explained. A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let Me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the Family, so call me The President Your mother is the Administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, We will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the l…

Explaining economics to children... A young boy asks his father to explain the economy to him. The father thinks for a while before responding, ""Son, think of our household as the economy. I earn the money, so I'm capitalism. ""Your mother deals with the day-to-day running of the house, so we'll call her the government. ""The maid does the menial work required for the house to remain in working condition, so she would be the working-class. ""A lot of this is for your benefit, so we'll call you …