Your Mama's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done! 3893. Your Mama's so stupid she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"! 3894. Your Mama's so stupid she sold the house to pay the mortgage! 3895. Your Mama's so stupid when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around! 3896. Your Mama's so stupid she'd have to be twice as smart to become a half-wit! 3897. Your Mama's so stupid when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."! 3898. Your Mama's so stupid when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones! 3899. Your Mama's so stupid when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."! 3900. Your Mama's so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album! 3901. Your Mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a skin disease! 3902. Your Mama's so stupid she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum! 3903. Your Mama's so stupid she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses! 3904. Your Mama's so stupid if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose! 3905. Your Mama's so stupid I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, I asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail! 3906. Your Mama's so stupid she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed! 3907. Your Mama's so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu! 3908. Your Mama's so stupid she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with!