Actual meaning of womenâs statements: Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to! We need = I want! Do what you want = You'll pay for this later! I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper....! Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive! How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like! I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV! Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful! You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me! Yes = No! No = No! Maybe = No! I'm sorry = You'll be sorry! This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house! Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it! 3614. 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored! 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic! 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources! 4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest! 5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?!