Two women chatting in the supermarket. One said, “But how did you know that your husband was drunk?” “He tried putting his pin number into the microwave!” replied the other woman. 3577. A French woman phoned reception at the hotel where she was staying in New York and asked if room service could send her up some pepper to her room. “Is that black pepper or white paper” asked the receptionist. “Neither, I want toilet pepper!” came her reply.