Big People Words [Big People Words](http://www.1976ad.com/2011/09/16/big-people-words/) A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend? 'I went to visit my Nana.' 'No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!' She then asked Mitchell what he had…

8-year old Alex had a crush on his teacher, so he stayed behind in recess. The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others. ""It's because I'm in love with you, Alex told her. ""Well,"" the teacher replied - ""What If I don't like small children?"". ""Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess"".

Law Interpretation Alex failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Alex: Sir, Can I ask you one question? Professor: Yes. Alex: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an ""A"" grading. Professor agreed. Alex asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical? Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and ther…

8-year old Alex had a crush on his teacher so he stayed behind in recess.